Sunday, May 11, 2008

More Spectacular Than Jenna's Wedding

More spectacular than Jenna's wedding:

If you want to get close, get there early.

Overheard last night, to my right, one of three girls:
We should hang with those guys. We should hang with them. Do you think they'll move back here to hang with us?

Her friend:
Move back here to watch Regina? I think you overestimate the power of your beauty...

To my left, girl:
Let's move up. Lets just squeeze through.

To my left, guy with girl:
Naw, I don't think so.

C'mon. Look -- that guy just did.

That guy's with someone up there already. He just went to get them drinks.

So. We could pretend to be with other people, you know, I'll just go up and pretend someone else is my boyfriend.

Wow. You've changed.

What do you mean? I've changed? How have I changed?

Well, you've had one drink and now? You're just nasty.