More Spectacular Than Jenna's Wedding

More spectacular than Jenna's wedding:



If you want to get close, get there early.

Overheard last night, to my right, one of three girls:
We should hang with those guys. We should hang with them. Do you think they'll move back here to hang with us?

Her friend:
Move back here to watch Regina? I think you overestimate the power of your beauty...


To my left, girl:
Let's move up. Lets just squeeze through.

To my left, guy with girl:
Naw, I don't think so.

Girl:
C'mon. Look -- that guy just did.

Guy:
That guy's with someone up there already. He just went to get them drinks.

Girl:
So. We could pretend to be with other people, you know, I'll just go up and pretend someone else is my boyfriend.

Guy:
Wow. You've changed.

Girl:
What do you mean? I've changed? How have I changed?

Guy:
Well, you've had one drink and now? You're just nasty.